cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit
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My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.wait what’s the joke
reincarnation
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